do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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