Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
fuck your aforementioned shoe
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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