Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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