i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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