Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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