She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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