We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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