nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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