just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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