my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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