you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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