NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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