Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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