I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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