I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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