Sry I called you an 8
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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