We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There are leaves in my underwear?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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