Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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