You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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