Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just puked most of my soul out..
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