It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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