I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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