She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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