i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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