It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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