i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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