He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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