Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
