Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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