so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
do nipples grow back?
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