he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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