Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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