so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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