I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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