well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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