yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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