i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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