I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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