it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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