so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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