Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
