I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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