The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We are all done wearing pants today
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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