I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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