Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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