Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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