would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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