yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think I sprained my soul last night
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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