I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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