return my video game
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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