I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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