Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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