yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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