I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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