Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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